Chutkule :- Ek Patni ne apne pati se kaha

Chutkule :- Ek Patni ne apne pati se kaha
Chutkule :- Ek Patni ne apne pati se kaha

Chukule:

1. Ek behra apna scooter kheechkar chal raha tha…
Dusre behre ne aakar pucha, “Kya hua petrol khatam ho gaya hai kya?”
Pehle behre ne jawab diya, “Nahi yaar! Petrol khatam ho gaya hai!”
Dusra behra, “Acha… Mujhe laga petrol khatam ho gaya hai!”
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2. Chaar saal pehli ki baat hai,
Main ek sadak par chal raha tha…
Bas aur kuch nahi hua, main chal raha tha!
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3. Ek Patni ne apne pati se kaha, “Jaanu, main tumse aaj bhi utna hi pyaar karti hu jitna humaari shaadi ke pehle kiya karti tha!”
Pati ne kaha, “Jooth mat kaho, hum seedha shaadi ke din parr hi mile the!”
Patni ne kaha, “Iss liye toh main aaj bhi tumse utna hi pyaar karti hu jitna shaadi se pehle karti thi!”

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4. Ek ganje ke jeb mein kanghi hona bahut badi duvidha ki baat hai|
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5. “Kya tum mujhse pyaar karte ho?”
“Haan Jaan-e-man! Main tumse bepanhan pyaar karta hu!”
“Toh jo main puchungi uska sachi-sachi jawab doge?”
Ladka apni soch mein, “Ab kya puchegi?”
“Haan! Jo bhi tumhara sawal hai puchlo, puri sachai se jawab dunga!”
Ladki ne kaha, “Sochlo! Sawal aasan hai parr jawab dena mushkil hai!”
“Tum pucho toh sahi!”
Ladki ne ek lambi saans li aur pucha, “Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karte ho to batau, Iss duniya mein pehle anda aaya tha ya murgi aayi thi”?
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6. Shankar bhagwan ko ek baar sharab pine ka mann hua…
Unhone vichar kiya ki “Sharab mein aisa kya hai jo dharti parr log pine ke liye taras rahe hai?”
Toh Shankar Bhagwan maanav roop mein dharti parr aaye aur ek bar mein gaye…
Waha unhone waiter ko 5 bottle beer ka order diya…
Waiter beer lekar aa gaya…
Shankar Bhagwan ne paanchon bottle khatam kar li, aur unhone 5 bottle rum ka order diya…
Waiter thodi hairani se unhe dekh raha tha, parr phir bhi paanch bottle rum Shankar Bhagwan ko de di.
Shankar Bhagwan, 5 bottle rum gata gut pee gaye…Aur unhone 5 bottle whiskey mangi.
Waiter ne laakar de di aur Shankar Bhagwan ne pi li.
Waiter chauk gaya, aur sochne lag gaya, “Itni sharab pine ke baad bhi isko kuch hua nahi?” To usne Shankar Bhagwan se pucha, “Maalik, aapne itni sharab pi li phir bhi aapko kuch hua nahi! Kaise?”
Shankar Bhagwan ne jawab diya, “Mujhe kuch nahi hota, main Shankar Bhagwan hu!”
Waiter ne pure zor mein kaha, “Ab chhadi hai saale ko!”


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